(work in progress, working title also)

“ Rise and shine oh maharaja of snorington!” says the assassin
“Who’s there?” I asked groggily.
“OH, it’s me Poison!” she hisses and I woke up looking around I saw it was the green haired girl,
“What?” I asked and she smiled.
“I’m gonna give Farah a little gold secretly and a note, help me out!” She said to which I sigh and stand up with her giggling.
“Nice chest, and even nicer six-pack” she mocks and I pull the blanket around me
“Don’t be mean!” I return but she just smiles and pulls her hood up then she pulls the strings tight, making the edges of her hood squeeze together. I laugh at her eyes shining in the tiny hole and she giggles as she undoes it. Meanwhile I pulled on my T-shirt and she opens the door sneakily.

Farah ran in with her red halberd, I yell and hide in my cape. I hear Poison squealing as she ran then Farah fell over me heavily.
“I’ll cut you in half too!” she yells, I stood up flicking seven gold pieces at Farah and run out of the door but Poison wasn’t there though I see her cape disappear into the outhouse. I followed her over and knocked, there was no answer. I walk in but Poison is gone so I whispered her name and she pops her head out of the toilet.
“What?” she asks I giggle and she moves away down the tunnel.
“Come in, but be careful” she says, I jump down into the damp stink, she points along the tunnel, “It leads back into the house, looks like we’re going to play hide and seek eh?”