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Rated: E · Poetry · Other · #1760361
Limericks contest
Waltzing Matilda

Matilda left town in a hurry
Unable to drink any slurry
She met up with Dan
Walter and Fran
And ended up getting quite blurry

Bob The Butler
There once was a butler named Bob
Who fell asleep on the job
The missus came home
Found Bob’s head in a tome
Now Bob’s job is making him sob

Close Shave Dave
A clumsy old barber named Dave
Gave Peter a fifty cent shave
He fumbled his grip
His razor did slip
Now Dave is styling a grave
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