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by John
Rated: 18+ · Other · Comedy · #1784239
The Congressman
When you're born with a phallic handle
It's hard to hold a candle
To those more conventionally named.
And a Weiner's Web detection
Will cost him re-erection
If that hot dog stays untamed.
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