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Rated: E · Short Story · Comedy · #1799947
Signs of the times? [entry for Amazing 55 Word contest, Rd. 205].
Blood Suckers


"What's going on, Tommy?  You stink like garlic and...  Hey!  Get that mirror away from my face!  Are those stakes?  You can get kicked out of school for having those, you know?!"

"Didn't you see the vampire warning signs?"

"Vampire warning...?  You're kidding, right?  Those are for the Blood Drive tomorrow!"

"Blood drive?"

"Yeah!"




"Oh."
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