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by oh my
Rated: E · Other · Satire · #1841693
School Daze Nursery Rhyme Extravaganza Entry - Whimsy and wit are treasures!
Diddle Diddle Dumpling, My husband Steve
Lost his keys on Christmas Eve
Were they in the kitchen? Where I can’t conceive!
Diddle Diddle Dumpling, My husband Steve

Diddle Diddle Dumpling, what a nut
He dropped the keys as the door slammed shut
Husband outside, door locked shut
Diddle Diddle Dumpling, what a nut

Diddle Diddle Dumpling, My husband Steve
Found his keys on New Year’s Eve
They slid under the fridge as he went to leave
Diddle Diddle Dumpling, My husband Steve

Based on http://www.rhymes.org.uk/diddle_diddle_dumpling.htm
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