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Were all going to die because of it!




            William Shatner is a putze.
            I truly felt jipped by his Final Frontier..
            What is.. the point of this shlock?
            If your going to make a movie about
            finding God.
            Then,,, find God!

            Ben Stien Expelled; No Intelligence Allowed
            is a fun flick.
            I got to revisit the greatest waist of my life:
            the university.
            Don't go to college on a liberal arts major.

            Now, the question is answered!
            Does God exist?
            Yes and no.
            There is no God in the secular university.
            But, who cares?

            Let's face facts, most people don't think about God.
            They just believe whatever their parents tell them.
            And then they move out and live like heathens.
            If there is a God, he/she is royally ignored.
            Except, in the middle east.

            John Kerry wants to replace Hillary Clinton as
            Secatary of State.
            "The middle east is out of our control." Senator Kerry said.
            Why?
            Because, most the people in the middle east are true believers.
            And there is no negotiation with a fanatical Jihadist.

            So, the secular politicians try to buy the favors of Jihadist.
            And the private security they've hired murders their ambassador.
            Why?
            Because, God told them to.
            Is this intelligent?

            It's logical to ask where did creation originate.
            But, it's impossible to determine, which God to believe in.
            Ultimately, you must make a faith judgement.
            And it is faith that is driving the chaos in the middle east.
            John Kerry is Catholic.

            And he is screwed.


            Shalom


                Muzzy
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