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by Dean
Rated: E · Poetry · Comedy · #1926646
Facebook humor.
The Facebook Prayer
by Dean Mastern

Great Social Network,
Which art online,
Facebook be thy name.

May my status posts,
And my pics upload,
On mobile apps as well as on browsers.

Give us this day,
Our daily newsfeeds,
And forgive us our tweeting,
As we post tweets that were sent unto us.

And lead us not unto LinkedIn,
But deliver us from Google +.

For thine are the computers,
And the smartphones,
And the tablets,
Forever and ever.

Enter.
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