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by db
Rated: E · Fiction · Food/Cooking · #1930321
More silly Comfort Food poems
There once was a Girl from the East
Who hungered for a sumptuous feast
She mixed sugar with wine
And sap from a pine
And turned into a hideous beast

There once was a Boy from the West
Who ate an overgrown chicken breast
He grew feathers and wings
And started to sings
And they saw it was really for beast

There once was a Man from up North
Who had less then average self worth
He ate ice cream with fudge
Till he was too fat too budge
And a satellite orbited his girth

A Woman who lived in the South
Shoved cookies straight into her mouth
Snickerdoodles with milk
She got smooth as silk
But now she is loud an uncouth
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