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Rated: E · Short Story · Drama · #1946495
A quick way to get tapped by the NSA :)

        Nowhere is safe...

        I have a sudden yen for an ice cream sandwich.

        /?// Is this code?

      This morning I had a waking dream about the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
      But, it wasn't BARRAK HUSANE OBAMA. The President was a woman and she was
      in the oval office at the WHITEHOUSE at 1600 PENSYLVANIA STREET in
      WASHINGTON, DC. She was eating waffles with a lot of maple syrup.

      And I swear on the Bible by the flag of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA  the
      PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES was SARAH PALIN. I awoke in a cold sweat.

      "A cold Yeager beer would hit the spot." I mumbled as I stumbled out of bed.

      "How could SARAH PALIN become the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES?"
      I asked myself...


      "Well, how could the PENTAGON be hit by a commercial airliner?
      The PENTAGON has its own antiaircraft missal defense and a no fly zone ...
      Only military planes with a special military code can fly over the PENTAGON."

      I supposed.

      "Assassins have walked passed PRESIDENTIAL FBI body guards.
      Maybe, SARAH PALIN was the VICE PRESIDENT and something happened to the
      PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA... ... ...
      Does Joe Biden like waffles?" I queried as my waffles popped ... //?/


                      Reflections ~ Am I on a terrorist watch list?
                                            I'm only writing about a dream.
                                           

      ~~~
        <^>


          PS: Does the CIA chief like Ice Cream Sandwiches?
                Maybe I'm thinking about the ICS chief?
     
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