USEFUL EXCUSES PART IV

1)          You only tell me once and you expect me to remember?
2)          I was just doing it until you showed up.
3)          It’s not part of my job description.
4)          I can’t do what you want.  I have a conscience.
5)          I don't use excuses all the time.  I only use them whenever you appear.
6)          I don’t care.
7)          I would have, could have, should have.
8)          I don’t know how to do my job.  I’ve been faking it the whole time.
9)          You’re telling me as if it should matter.
10)          l have to schedule a meeting with myself. I’ll get back to you.
11)          La la la!  I’m not listening!
12)          I didn’t do it.  You’re upset.  Did I miss anything?
13)          Well, the company is still standing so I think you should relax.
14)          You called me for this?
15)          Should I resign?
16)          I’m taking it that this is not a good thing?
17)          I was bored with it so I found something else to do.
18)          I’m challenging your authority.
19)          I am so sorry.  I will write 100 times “I will ......”
20)          That’s what I meant to do.  Now I remember!
21)          I knew that something like this would not escape those sharp eyes.
22)          Whatever pet I have ate it.
23)          I was just bringing it to you and I tripped.  It fell into the shredder.
24)          And your point is?
25)          I take it that this is not a social call.