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by OOT™
Rated: 13+ · Lyrics · Comedy · #1966851
As a newly practicing attorney, this is MY Christmas song.

On the last day of trial, my partner gave to me:

12 clients bitching
11 judges resting
10 briefs for writing
9 motions to answer
8 subpoenas to serve
7 injured parties
6 panel jury
5 lawyers suing
4 frivolous lawsuits
3 defendants lying
2 surprise witnesses
and a malpractice case against me!


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