The Speech Impediment Doctor

The Speech Impediment Doctor



Hello Doctor Smith, this is Carl Ridley,

I was wondering if I could make an appointment?

Phone: BABA DOH BOINTBENT........BWY?

Well, I have a bump on my thingy.

Phone: BOO DAB A BUMBIE OM DOR BINGY?

Yes, you know...my thingy..I can't really talk uh..

Phone: DOH.....DOR BINGY!  I DOH!

Yes...it started out pretty small...just a red bump,
but now it's grown and is quite painful.

Phone: DOE IDS BIGNER AM BORE BAINFUL?

Yes...I think I might need some antibiotics
because it has turned white.

Phone: BUITE HUM...TOWNS IMFEKDED.

I HAB A DOO O BOK OBEN...

Yes, two o clock will be fine, see you then.

Phone: BON'T BOP ID TARL.

OK Doc... I won't pop it... BYE.