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Rated: 13+ · Poetry · Comedy · #2080655
A small Poem my Gran used to enjoy telling us. (Poem 1)
Once upon a time
when the birds shit lime
and the monkeys chewed tobacco.

The little pig run
with his finger up his bum
to see what was the matter.
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