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by Regis
Rated: E · Poetry · Holiday · #2100665
Limericks based on the theme of Halloween
Halloween Limericks


Santa at Halloween

Santa’s whiskey was much too hearty,
It seems he was a bit of a smarty;
The last day of October,
He is clearly not sober,
He’s wound up at a Halloween party.

Once Upon a Halloween Night

Once upon a Halloween night,
A coven of witches took flight;
They went to the UN;
Added an “F” to UN.,
From then on the world’s future was more bright.

Two Witches in a Fight

Once upon a Halloween night,
Two witches got into a fight;
They shrieked and they moaned,
They screeched and they groaned,
It was quite a sight in eerie moonlight.

One Halloween Night in the Forest

One Halloween night in the forest,
Witches gave its denizens no rest;
They cackled as they pranced,
They squealed as they danced,
Around a cauldron, completely undressed.

A Lovely Young Witch

There once was a lovely young witch,
Who never wore a single stitch;
One Halloween night,
She gave quite a fright,
To some hags who had gathered in a ditch.

It is Halloween

Again, it is Halloween night,
A time of thrill, a time of fright;
Children run down the street,
Ever seeking a treat,
In the sky, witches and bats join in flight.

A Ghost Named Casper

There once was a ghost named Casper,
Who haunted with another named Jasper;
One Halloween night,
They got their first fright,
At the sight of a spirit named Gaspar.

A Haunted Graveyard

There once was a haunted graveyard,
Frequented by the ghostliest bard;
One Halloween night,
He was heard to recite,
Verses he’d once held in high regard.

A Would-be Princess in Distress

A would-be princess was in distress,
In distress because she had no dress
For the Halloween ball.
So, I went to the mall,
And soon brought the would-be princess her dress.

A Haunted House

There once was an eerie haunted house,
Haunted by an ancient ghost named Krause;
Every Halloween,
He was to be seen,
Dancing with his beloved spectral spouse.

A Halloween Night Long Ago

On a Halloween night, long ago,
I went trick or treating with Margo;
We went as Jack and Jill,
And our pail we did fill,
Back in the city of Chicago.

© Regis Auffray
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