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Rated: E · Poetry · Contest Entry · #2115524
Writer's Cramp Entry
 
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The Cow Caper  (E)
Writer's Cramp Entry
#2115524 by Chris Breva


20 Lines

Man am I glad to be out of Turkey
They were about to make me into jerky
I made my escape so fast
Now I have freedom at last!

This ship has been my haven
My burger was worth savin'
I'll give away my milk for free
Just let my life be.

The butcher was at the ready
I know his hand was steady
I had to get away
Those rustlers saved the day!

Why I'd be hanging from a hook
Not a good idea in my book
Now I'm sailing across the sea
Half the world watching me.

Oh no the Turkish navy has caught up
On my steaks someone will sup
Please release me from my plight
Let us cows resume our flight!

First Place Winner - March 17, 2017 Writer's Cramp
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