18 Things that babies might say to other babies if they could talk. |
If Babies Could Talk (Bully Babies) 1: "I'm gonna steal your pacifier and toss it in the mud." 2: "You're so dumb that you won't be able to walk till your ten." 3: "I double dog dare you to sleep with the lights turned off." 4: "You don't need that rattle cause your brain is full of beans." 5: "I had a dream that your cat's gonna smother you in your crib." 6: "I heard your mom never gives you a bath and I believe it!" 7: "1.2 billion sperm cells and you had to be the idiot to make it." 8: "I heard your folks say they're putting you up for adoption." 9: "Is that your head or are you wearing a beach ball on your neck?" 10: "Best get used to that walker cause you'll need one forever!" 11: "When you're not looking I'm gonna put Ex-lax in your applesauce." 12: "Ha ha ha, what size are those diapers, EL GRANDE?" 13: "Whoa, who did the botched circumcision? It looks like a two headed snake!" 14: "Your mama has a big hairy mustache." 15: "I heard they're gonna baptize you in acid." 16: "Did you know your babysitter is a psycho serial killer?" 17: "Dude, you better call Hair Plugs for Men cause you're bald!" 18: "Your breath smells just like my diaper." |