Middle Child Syndrome- 86 words

I have a middle child
in my Virtual Families game.
His name is Crimson,
(no, that wasn't my choice-
but when his parents are named
"Ice" and "Purple,"
"Crimson" doesn't seem
as eccentric
as before.)

More notably,
Crimson
has
Middle Child Syndrome.
He will tear books,
throw rocks,
and play in the toilet.

No matter how much I scold,
he just doesn't learn.
His Middle Child Syndrome
is getting a bit out of hand,
but hey, who said it's easy
when you're in charge of everyone?


86 words, 22 lines
prompt: Throw Rocks