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A Simple How-To = WC 126

Five Simple Steps

1.Take all your clothes out of closet.

2. Decide all your clothes are old. Make list of what you need.

3. Put all your clothes in bags to take to thrift store. Drive to thrift store, which is closed. Put bags of clothes in donation box outside.

4. Drive to mall and get out list of new clothes you need. Mall is closed. In fact, all stores are closed.

5. Drive back to thrift store where your old clothes are in bags at bottom of donation box. Jump into donation box and sift through all bags until you find your bags. Throw your bags out of donation box then climb out.

Once you have accomplished these five simple steps, spend the night in jail for violating the curfew act.

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