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A twist on the classic "This Old Man" nursery rhyme. This is not about a happy guy...


This Old Man


This old man, He played one

He played the game with a loaded gun

While Nyx snacks and Patty whacks, They give the dog the bones

This old man's in a funeral home


This old man, He played two

Death is coming, This he knew

While Nyx snacks and Patty whacks, They give the dog the bones

This old man's in a funeral home


This old man, He played three

In his groin, He got a knee

While Nyx snacks and Patty whacks, They give the dog the bones

This old man's in a funeral home


This old man, He played four

In his head, A drill did bore

While Nyx snacks and Patty whacks, They give the dog the bones

This old man's in a funeral home


This old man, He played five

From a cliff, He took a dive

While Nyx snacks and Patty whacks, They give the dog the bones

This old man's in a funeral home


This old man, He played six

On his head, We dropped some bricks

While Nyx snacks and Patty whacks, They give the dog the bones

This old man's in a funeral home


This old man, He played seven

Open your eyes, You're not in Heaven

While Nyx snacks and Patty whacks, They give the dog the bones

This old man's in a funeral home


This old man, He played eight

Now his heart is filled with hate

While Nyx snacks and Patty whacks, They give the dog the bones

This old man's in a funeral home


This old man, He played nine

The Devil then said, His soul is mine

While Nyx snacks and Patty whacks, They give the dog the bones

This old man's in a funeral home


This old man, He played ten

Pick a soul and we'll start again

While Nyx snacks and Patty whacks, They give the dog the bones

This old man's in a funeral home


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