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by Norman
Rated: E · Poetry · Children's · #2229094
It could end up bad
Never giggle when you gargle.
If you happen to
you may find your dribble
all over you.

Never gargle when you giggle,
‘cause that’s just strange.
Well, some people do it
just for a change.

Never giggle when you gargle.
That wouldn’t be good.
It could be you’ll swallow
more than you should.

Never gargle when you giggle.
No, don’t even try.
It wouldn’t be pretty
and that’s no lie.

Never giggle when you gargle,
it could make you choke.
It sounds kind of funny
but it’s no joke.

Never gargle when you giggle,
even if you could,
you could do some damage.
That wouldn’t be good.

Never giggle when you gargle.
Please take my advice.
Well, maybe I’ve done it,
yeah, once or twice.

Never gargle when you giggle
or you might be sad.
Mix a giggle with a gargle,
that could end up bad.

If you really have to giggle
just recall this rule.
Never giggle when you gargle
‘cause that’s not cool.

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