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by Norman
Rated: E · Poetry · Opinion · #2246238
Political correctness takes a heavy toll
Soon there will be none left
They’re making up a list
Poor Porky has that stutter
And Daffy has a lisp

Pepe has been banned now
He’s just a horny skunk
You think they should replace him
With some sequestered monk?

And Elmer has his issues
A speech impediment
He’s also bald and angry
He’s not a gentle gent

He likes to do his hunting
Yeah, wabbits are his prey
They won’t keep him on TV
He’ll be gone any day

And Wile. E. Coyote
Will go with all the rest
He’ll never catch that bird now
Although he did his best

Perhaps he will be working
You’ll see him at the store
Where they sell Acme Anvils
Well, who would know them more?

Sylvester has a habit
Of chasing Tweety bird
Well, Granny put her foot down
At least, that is the word

But what’s a cat to do now?
Just lie around and mope
I think Tweety will miss him
I don’t know how they’ll cope

My Warner Brothers buddies
Will all be banned for good
They represent real people
More closely than they should

Political correctness
Takes such a heavy toll
We’ll all be neutered mannequins
That seems to be the goal

This is looney times for Looney Tunes

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