100 ways

100s of ways

There are hundreds of ways of making love,
You'll be surprised what I have found
Some people raise both legs in the air
some keep them both on the ground.
Many do it in front, some do it behind,
Some do it on the dance floor and get a good grind.

The jobs you have, the work you do
Sometimes gives ideas how you like to scroo
Some do it at work, some do it in bed
Living room, kitchenette, or old garden shed.

Some women do not take off all their clothes
They prefer to keep on their petticoats and hose;
Other ladies, of course, do it in the nude
They keep a lot of noise and behave rude!

Politicians make promises but don't perform
I suppose you can say that is quite the norm.
Psychiatrists like to put you on their couch
And when it comes to money, they are no slouch.

Athletes will take it in their stride
And jockeys like to give you a very good ride.
Boxers will do it for round after round
They don't like to stop 'til you are flat on the ground.

Electricians are careful; but they can blow your fuse
When they plug it right in - maybe that's not good news.
Nuns do it, perhaps out of habit
While some couples procreate as fast as a rabbit;

Pastors pray - they do it on their knees,
While a proper gentleman will always say, "Please";
A carpenter is scandalous: he uses nuts, screws, and then bolts
But power company workers can fry you with a hundred thousand volts!

However, when nuff is said and all is done,
Join up with your partner and have some fun.
I would like a nice massage, both back and front
Then put the cocker-spaniel into a nice warm.... (dog-house)!