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Rated: 13+ · Prose · Comedy · #2260698
What's an old line like this doing on WdC?
As the old line goes, the lounge lizard approaches the innocent country girl in a bar. "What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

Same guy, looking down the cleavage of a homely lass: "What's a nice place like this doing in a girl like you?"

Well-dressed businessman to a floozie in the executive lounge: "What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?"

Dentist examining a bad cavity in the mouth of a sweet young thing: "What's a place like this doing in a nice girl like you?"

I'll show myself out.
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