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Rated: 13+ · Lyrics · Contest Entry · #2263692
Song parody for Bart's Hall Contest: It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas


It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Everyone must shop
Fighting to be freed, from buying things we donā€™t need
Brainwashed by ads and crazy fads: we shop

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Debt is huge, oh wow
Amazonā€™s smiling carrot for the damn porch pirate
Canā€™tā€¦. Reorderā€¦. now!

An Occulus game to become YouTube fame
Nothing stupid please
No dolls that talk, or robot walk
Are the kidā€™s pleas.
And Mom and Dad can never get it right, oh geez, Louise


It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Is it January yet?
The Christmas treeā€™s all tired, the lights will start a fire
The presents will get all wet, and the kids will be upset.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Returning the junk to the store
Put the money on my card so theyā€™ll be no overdraft charge
Standing in this line is such a bore

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Debt is huge, oh wow
Amazonā€™s smiling carrot for the damn porch pirate
Canā€™tā€¦. Reorderā€¦. now!

I might survive somehow


Songwriter: Meredith Willson
SongButcherer: NeedingBeachDuf šŸ ā›µšŸļø

Karaoke music  

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