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by catdok
Rated: E · Other · Contest · #2264154
Song Parody for Bard's Hall Contest
Driving in a Winter Wonderland

(Song: Winter Wonderland)
(Artist: Johnny Mathis)

Car horns honk
As you're glidin'
Knuckles pale
Soon you're slidin'

A white outs in sight
A blizzard tonight
Drivin' in a winter wonderland

Gone away
Is your steerin'
Swing and sway
Soon you're veerin'

You're slippin' along
Your brakin' is gone
Drivin' in a winter wonderland

In a front yard you might see a snowman
And his smile might melt into a frown
'Cause you're slippin' over towards the snowman
And if you keep it up you'll knock him down

When it snows
Stay at home or
Keep your car
Insurance paid for

A nightmare tonight
A tow truck's in sight
Drivin' in a winter wonderland




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