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Legend of Vito Claus' Lead boozing hitman that helps with Christmas in NJ
Randolph the Boozer Hit Man:

N.A Miller

(The not so-famous team of "Vito Claus" -- Santa's Italian Half Brother who helps deliver presents in New Joisey)

You know Knuckles, Fingers, Gweto and Tony,
You know Moses, Vinnie, Alvin and Benny:
But do you recall…
The most not-so famous hit man of all,
Randolph the Boozer Hit man,
Had, a very bright red nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows.
All of the other Hit man
Used to scoff and diss this fool;
They never let poor Randolph
Join in any poker games
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Vito Claus came to say,
Randolph with your nose so bright,
Drop the flask and guide my Trans-am, right…
Then how all the Hit men loved him,
As they shouted out with glee,
Randolph you boozer Hit man
You'll go down in history!

Parody of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.
Burl Ives --


Again any resemblance to any Italians, living, dead, shot, drown (with cement overshoes), wiseguys, bosses, hit men is clearly non-intentional.
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