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Rated: E · Poetry · Holiday · #2286847
From the Christmas Poet Elf to Everyone.
A Christmas Spirit,
That haunts us with joy.

Help me with the ornaments,
Or you won't get any toys.

A steamy, hot mug of delicious chocolate.

You won't have any presents if your on the not caught list.

Make sure you know how to bake,
burning down houses is not an option you can take.

And don't forget the tree!
Who cares where it came from, just get it so we can breathe.

Remember to invite Edward Scissorshands, the rain is not our greatest snow.

Do not answer the door to a black raven or crow.

We'll always wrap and deliver whoever hates Christmas.

We will celebrate the birthday of Jesus.

We are sorry to inform that Santa ran out of coal, but we are happy to send your least favorable child reindeer dung from the North Pole.

Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas! Don't forget your enemies must pay for your wishes.

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