Rated: E · Other · Contest Entry · #2288784
Topic: Catching Santa delivering gifts. Topic: A Mexican Jumping Bean
1. Why did Santa get caught delivering gifts?
Because he couldn't get out from under the mistletoe.
2. Why did Santa get caught delivering gifts?
Because he was too busy kissing his wife.
3. Why was Santa caught delivering gifts?
Because his elves couldn't get away from the green Christmas tree.
4. Why was Santa caught delivering gifts?
Because his bag got caught in the chimney while trying to get away.
5. Why was Santa caught delivering gifts?
Because Rudolph's nose was such a bright red that it reflected off Santa's suit.
1. What caused the Mexican Jumping Bean to jump?
You would jump too if you were trapped inside a bean.
2. Why did the Mexican Jumping Bean dance?
Because everyone was doing the Mexican Hat Dance.
3. Why was the Mexican Jumping Bean in a panic?
You'd be in a panic too if you saw your girl being kissed by another man.
4. Why couldn't the Mexican Jumping Bean hold still?
Because it was anxious to get on the dance floor.
5. Why was the Mexican Jumping Bean excited?
Because the thrill of the ride was invigorating.
Written by Anna Marie Carlson
Wednesday, January 18, 2023