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Rated: 13+ · Poetry · Comedy · #2292065
entry for March '23 Neology writing contest.
A sour stomach will make you pay.
I puked craptastically away.
Puking up my guts crapinated my day.
This craptastic situation won't go away.
I shouldn't have hung with leprechauns yesterday.
Too much green beer I put away.

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craptasticly- adverb- derivation: a combination of craptastic with the suffix ally - definition: something that makes an action go beyond terrible. - I threw up craptastically.

crapinated- verb - derivation: a combination of crap and the suffix -nated as in caffeinated - definition: something that is seriously screwed up - You totally crapinated this situation with that ticket.

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