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by Joy
Rated: E · Monologue · Comedy · #229780
55 word-contest entry: a short story
See, if I knew about the mouse, I wouldn't stick my hand into the cupboard.
If I knew that my cat would jump at me, I would hide my finger with the mouse dangling from it.
If I knew it were you at the door, Dear Reverend, I wouldn't curse and scream like I did.
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