Summertime Swine

"Doesn't it depress you
That we always will stay pink?--
We clean ourselves in mudbaths
And we give off such a stink?
I guess it's sometimes kind of fun
Just staying what we are--
And, anyway, a different lifestyle
May seem quite bizarre.
Still it might be nice to be a cow
Or another type of livestock,
Or something more exotic
Like a llama or a peacock...
Or--hey, look, I'm getting a tan!"
Said the pig
As he sunbathed with his brother.