Mac Attack

My computer froze on me.
It decided not to work.
Smashing it to small debris,
it felt good to go berserk.

Now I had a big bad mess.
What should I do with this stuff?
"To the garbage?" I said yes.
For with Windows I've enough.

I jumped into my old van.
To the comp store I went back!
There I talked to a salesman.
Then he sold me a new Mac!