A story in brief: I dropped out of high school, got into university at age 16, studied philosophy and english, dropped out of university, became a bum in a basement apartment wacked on anti-depressants, crawled out of that, graduated from college in media arts, got blackballed by my teachers, sold organic foods, travelled to the other side of the world, kissed a llama, went home, now I wash dishes. Kudos to me.