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Rated: 13+ · In & Out · Contest · #1180575
New doodle (#17) up today (01-08-2008)!
The Concept
The story of DoodleMan is a series of cartoons with captions (doodles). We are creating it together. You will be writing the caption for the CURRENT doodle.

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The Previous Doodleman Story
...was about Stanley and Missy, some click beetles, the El Pesto Roach Wagon, and other oddities...

Previous doodle (#1 - see image at "Invalid Item)
In the middle of the night, a tall, lanky-looking man stood at Missy's bedroom door, and peered in with his protruding fish eyes.
_______FungWan

Previous doodle (#2 - see image at "Invalid Item)
"Oh my God!" Missy screamed. "Stanley.... is that you? What happened?"
_______Bella Bunny

Previous doodle (#3 - see image at "Invalid Item)
"Santa brought me what I've always wanted! A toupee! But it's ticking...like a bomb! Oh well, hair today, gone tomorrow."
_______ImpulseZip

Previous doodle (#4 - see image at "Invalid Item)
"Hello? Hi, I didn't order the hair with the nervous tic."
_______Mrs. Whatsit

Previous doodle (#5 - see image at "Invalid Item)
"Yeah, sorry. We've had some complaints ever since the clickbeetle invasion."
_______Ravenwand, Rising Star!

Previous doodle (#6 - see image at "Invalid Item)
"You better rectify the situation, or I'm shoving this chocolate bar in my ear... Don't test me, I'LL DO IT!"
_______Ravenwand, Rising Star!

Previous doodle (#7 - see image at "Invalid Item)
"Stanley, stop jumping around, I can see Uranus"
_______SamLBInj The Biker Poet

Previous doodle (#8 - see image at "Invalid Item)
"Stanley," Missy insisted, "control yourself or I'm going to have to use THIS to plug up your little problem. You can bet you'll wake the neighbors again too."
_______Mark

Previous doodle (#9 - see image at "Invalid Item)
"He ate anchovies today. So now we have to avenge them. Onward bugs."
_______Crimson Goth

Previous doodle (#10 - see image at "Invalid Item)
This entitles the bearer to one free deluxe dinner at El Pesto Roach Wagon
_______dmack

Previous doodle (#11)... ** Images For Use By Upgraded+ Only **
Having sniffed the pepper, Missy waited for the sneeze.
_______spinsky
"Maybe after we leave El Pesto Roach Wagon, we can go to the Roach Motel."
_______Mrs. Whatsit
Stanley pretended to read the menu while Missy blathered on and on, what happened to the girl he married? What did his future look like? What the hell were cojones frijole?
_______Dale Arthur
"Stanley, I understand you want me to be surprised, but supergluing my eyelids shut is no way to do it."
_______Ravenwand, Rising Star!

Previous doodle (#12 - see image at "Invalid Item)
Is that a gun in your hand or are you just happy to see me?
_______elusive ennui warm inside

Previous doodle (#13 - see image at "Invalid Item)
FINE, FINE! I SURRENDER! Now will you put down that water gun and telescope? You know I'm allergic to cheap thrills.
_______deniseeeee

Previous doodle (#14 - see image at "Invalid Item)
“I think if we can just twist this one a little bit more counter clockwise his antenna will pop up”
_______SamLBInj The Biker Poet

Previous doodle (#15 - see image at "Invalid Item)
"I can't keep my arm up, anymore. Could you point for the next six months?"
_______Anne Light

Previous doodle (#16 - see image at "Invalid Item)
Stanley Jr. was happy with his human expression Mr. Potato head kit that Santa brought. _______Ravenwand, Rising Star!
Ohmigosh! It's the letter "e"... I've always wanted one in my first name!
_______destinydances


Previous doodle (#17 - see image at "Invalid Item)


Got a caption? (Your entry will be for the current doodle.)

Captioneer: elusive ennui warm inside
: 07-31-07 @ 5:41pm
Caption: The wormhole thingie must have been what happened to doodleman (aka Steve Ellen).

Captioneer: Steev the Friction Wizurd
: 08-01-07 @ 7:36am
Caption: Coming soon! .......... The Return of Doodleman!

Captioneer: AJ wants U 2 meet The CanMan!
: 08-06-07 @ 7:40pm
Caption: See this square on the calendar? That is your day to have PMS. All the other days are booked, so DEAL with it!

Captioneer: Maryann - House Martell
: 09-07-07 @ 6:13pm
Caption: OK, where's my easel and sketch board. I need to devise a plan of 'strateegory' fast!

Captioneer: dmack
: 09-07-07 @ 6:19pm
Caption: This was the last day Steve Ellen was seen. Maybe the bugs got him.

Captioneer: Petra Pansky
: 09-07-07 @ 11:17pm
Caption: February 15th is when we'll pick up your custom made Star Trek pants - they'll look just like the ones I'm wearing.

Captioneer: Mark
: 09-09-07 @ 10:00am
Caption: YOu can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick a day Steve will update. (I hear he hasn't had a date in quite a while)

Captioneer: Anne Light
: 09-09-07 @ 12:42pm
Caption: I can't keep my arm up, anymore. Could you point for the next six months?

Captioneer: Petra Pansky
: 10-19-07 @ 8:56pm
Caption: Don't look behind you. Pretend like you're real interested in this calendar and maybe The Doodleman, who's an unusually shy creature, will draw another doodle if he thinks we're not paying attention.

Captioneer: Coal
: 10-25-07 @ 1:11pm
Caption: Prosthetic feet, legs, and now this claw! When will my man-head get here?! Missy, get dressed and find that UPS tracking number!

Captioneer: destinydances
: 12-06-07 @ 7:39pm
Caption: I know doodle man was set to return in August, but I'm thinking somewhere around here.

Captioneer: Mark
: 12-06-07 @ 10:53pm
Caption: See, right here, THIS is when Hell freezes over.

Captioneer: destinydances
: 12-07-07 @ 12:00am
Caption: Yes, there, two days after the pigs start flying, and the day after my kids take the trash out without being asked.

Captioneer: Steev the Friction Wizurd
: 12-07-07 @ 8:23am
Caption: Soon one year will have elapsed and that evil wizard's Paralyzing Spell will expire.

Captioneer: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
: 12-22-07 @ 8:47am
Caption: See, the doodle repair shop said they would have STeve's doodle creator up and running by THEN.

Captioneer: Petra Pansky
: 12-26-07 @ 5:43pm
Caption: Unfortunately, the repair shop guy dropped Steve's doodle and it landed right there. ooops...wrong in/out...

Captioneer: Grandma Penguin needs help
: 12-26-07 @ 6:09pm
Caption: This is the day I get paid again. And, this is the day your mom comes to visit. Notice any similarities from the last 35 months?!

Captioneer: Steev the Friction Wizurd
: 01-01-08 @ 1:33pm
Caption: ****************** NEW DOODLE TODAY *****************

Captioneer: dmack
: 01-01-08 @ 1:37pm
Caption: Hey, look what I got! Santa really came through this year. It's everything I need to finish building my very own Giant Beetle Terminator.

Captioneer: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
: 01-01-08 @ 2:17pm
Caption: Stanley Jr. Was happy with his human expression Mr. Potato head kit that Santa brought.

Captioneer: ⭐Princette♥PengthuluWrites
: 01-02-08 @ 3:59am
Caption: Yes! A box! Oh my goodness, this is all I ever wanted for Christmas!

Captioneer: destinydances
: 01-02-08 @ 6:48pm
Caption: Ohmigosh! It's the letter "e"... I've always wanted one in my first name!

Captioneer: Joan
: 01-02-08 @ 9:12pm
Caption: Gee, that is what I wanted, thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Captioneer: Petra Pansky
: 01-02-08 @ 10:23pm
Caption: Look Missy! Another anonymous delivery of click beetle filled Christmas balls!

Captioneer: Steev the Friction Wizurd
: 01-08-08 @ 9:05am
Caption: OT: Good captions! More! More!

Captioneer: dmack
: 01-08-08 @ 9:09am
Caption: A box! A real box! This is the best present ever!

Captioneer: ⭐Princette♥PengthuluWrites
: 01-08-08 @ 9:20am
Caption: OH MY GOD, THEY ESCAPED!!!

Captioneer: Steev the Friction Wizurd
: 01-08-08 @ 4:28pm
Caption: *************** NEW DOODLE TODAY! ******************

Captioneer: Mark
: 01-08-08 @ 4:58pm
Caption: Missy sucked. She sucked so hard, Stanley's new hair, and loose skin (and eye lids)were ripped from his head. Visine and sunglasses were going to be part of Stanley's new routine. He wondered if Joan Rivers could help...

Captioneer: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
: 01-08-08 @ 7:52pm
Caption: *Stanley thinking to himself* Oh my God... The Genetic Research lab insured me nothing would happen to Missy; But I had no idea she was involved in the Flounder Genome Project.

Captioneer: Petra Pansky
: 01-10-08 @ 2:09am
Caption: Stanley reminisces about the good old days as Missy whispers "Even if girly magazines don't help your little problem Stanley, we can still ring in the new year kissing & snuggling. Right?"

Captioneer: Coal
: 01-10-08 @ 10:07am
Caption: "It's true, Stanley. You're descended from alien reptiles. But I still adore you and vow to care for every last egglet we hatch. Oh, look! Deidre's starting to wiggle!"

Captioneer: Steev the Friction Wizurd
: 01-10-08 @ 10:41am
Caption: OT: LOL! I had a feeling I'd like the captions people wrote for this doodle!

Captioneer: destinydances
: 01-10-08 @ 2:59pm
Caption: The foreplay went horribly awry when Missy's exuberant lips somehow osmotically drained Stanley of any discernable brain wave activity.

Captioneer: destinydances
: 01-10-08 @ 3:01pm
Caption: *Giggle* My kisses make Stanley stupid.

Captioneer: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
: 01-11-08 @ 7:12pm
Caption: Stanley's face was frozen in a mask of terror, when Missy informed him his Clickbeetle egg colection had hatched.

Captioneer: destinydances
: 01-11-08 @ 8:53pm
Caption: Missy's hypnotic lips had regressed Stanley back to his ova days.

Captioneer: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
: 01-12-08 @ 8:26am
Caption: "Stanley," Missy purred seductively, "Put down that magazine and let's have a little fun... click click..."

Captioneer: Anne Light
: 01-15-08 @ 9:16am
Caption: "My little darling egg-head, if you want your wig back, it's under my pill-owwwww!"

Captioneer: Mark
: 01-15-08 @ 9:56am
Caption: Stanley was sure now that it was not a mole on his head, but a nipple.

Captioneer: deemac
: 01-15-08 @ 10:55am
Caption: "Hey Missy, how many times have I asked you to spit out that darn bubble gum before you kiss me, I can't breathe in here!"

Captioneer: Steev the Friction Wizurd
: 01-17-08 @ 10:09am
Caption: Heehee, bizarre twist of the visual imagination there, deemac!

Captioneer: Piglet
: 01-25-08 @ 10:47am
Caption: 'Oh the Victoria's Secret catalog!' Missy said. 'We could have a lot of fun with me in that bustier.' *kiss,kiss*

Captioneer: dmack
: 01-25-08 @ 3:18pm
Caption: Why are you wasting time looking at those Playbugs Nits when you have me right here?

Captioneer: dmack
: 03-10-08 @ 8:13am
Caption: Once again, Stanley and Missy are suspeneded in time with nothing but their love to sustain them.

Captioneer: Steev the Friction Wizurd
: 03-11-08 @ 7:11am
Caption: Awww, that's sweet. Isn't that true love? When the minutes stretch to hours of boredom and yet you don't walk out and look for excitement elsewhere?

Captioneer: Simplicity-In-A-Jar
: 03-14-08 @ 8:57pm
Caption: Oh no, she kissed me while rubbing my back, thats like bad luck in Yugoslavia!

Captioneer: Coal
: 07-14-08 @ 3:05pm
Caption: Isn't technology great Stanley? Now my entire family can share in our lives with a simple flick of the Blackberry.

Captioneer: Mark
: 09-11-09 @ 2:24pm
Caption: After carrying Stanley's head back to his body with her lips and a modest amount of suction, Missy gently placed it back upon his neck.

Captioneer: ~SilverMoon~
: 09-11-09 @ 4:52pm
Caption: Now that it's been a whole year, I bet our little eggheads gave us grandkids. Maybe we should move out of this position, and visit them?

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