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Rated: 18+ · Lyrics · Adult · #2186927
Song parody of the 'Oscar Mayer' jingle
 

         Foot Long

         Oh, I wish that I had Oskar Meyer's wiener.
         Hung like a horse, a mighty man is he - ee - ee.
         And if I had that massive twelve inch weiner,
         All the girls would be in love with me!


                       Terrence G. Fisher 2018
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