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Rated: E · Poetry · Nonsense · #2256356
Going for my Pfizer jab in two days and the possible sides brought out this simple poem.
If I die, then I'll be dead
Then nothing more can be said
Not by me, that's for sure
I'll be off to heaven for the tour

But if in hell I should find
With the devil...I am disinclined
Thought I'd be up, but got sent down
Stuck with that Satan clown

Please, God...I promise I'll behave
Leave behind a life depraved
Or better still, just put me back
As a beautiful blonde nymphomaniac
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