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Sam Adams Speed Reader Writers’ Cramp
Sam Adams Speed Reader Writers’ Cramp


24

Sam Adams
One day decided to take a course
A course in speed-reading
He had so much to read

So many things to see
And so little time
Left on this planet

He picked up his latest book
A knitting book
Put it down
After a moment

Self-stripping before the mirror
He said
“wow I still have it”

His wife came out
And congratulated him
Maintaining such a positive
Mindset
So early in the morning.

He smiled and finished
His speed reading course
By speed-reading the NYT

While watching CNN
And devouring the news
While drinking hot coffee

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