Hitler as an artist?

Hitler as artist?

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A Hitler historian
was fascinated
With Hitler’s failed attempt
To be a painter,

Hitler always blamed
His failure as an artist
Due to a cabal of Jewish painters
Who were the arbiter of taste
In Vienna right after World War 1

One day he discovered
A cache of lost Hitler paintings.
Among the paintings,
was one labeled
“International Bird Painting Day”.

Art historians all agreed -
It was the worst bird painting
Ever made,

Proving that Hitler
Would never have made it
As an artist,
Since he had no talent

As an artist,
Sadly, his depraved, evil
malignant evil talents
Lay elsewhere.

NEW PROMPT: Tomorrow, April 8, is Draw a Picture of a Bird Day. Write a story or poem about someone with limited artistic talent attempting to observe this occasion.
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