Sam Adams's 85th Birthday

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To celebrate his 80th birthday
Sam Adams and his wife
Decided to go to the moon

They would stay a week
At the Hilton Space Hotel
On the edge of the moon

And have dinner
at the famous Luna grill.

They ate moon raised chicken
and had a delicious fruit cocktail
For dinner
Noting it was fruit cocktail day

They went to the casino
Which often featured odd games
To bet on

Today was the first observation
Of the international
frog jumping contest
to be held on the moon
they won the contest
their champion frog
everything’s Jake

jumped 15 feet
in the low gravity
lunar environment

they made an agreement
to spend his next birthday
on Mars