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#1107823 added February 7, 2026 at 7:27pm
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Dracula?




When I imagine Dracula, I do not fantasize a Romanian hero.
But Romanians do.
Dracula was known as Vlad the Impaler.

Dracula impaled thousands of Turks along his borders.
Which kept the Turks out of Romania or Vlad the Impaler's empire.
A rebirth of the Roman Empire.

Dracula also liked to impale women.
He and his wife enjoyed bathing in these virgin women's blood.
Dracula believed a virgin women's blood gave him immortality.

He was killed.


I think.


Muzzy
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