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A collection of stories about my family's trip to the movies going sour quite fast! |
It was Monday, May 4th, 2026, and you and your family are going out to eat in order to get over the horseshit that Ross put you and your entire family through while at the Arena football game! You decided to head to your family's favorite BBQ place to help fill up your guts and get over the trauma caused last weekend! You and your wife would eat up quite a bit of BBQ and onion rings due to how Hangry you both were over last weekend! However, as you and your wife get a third plate of food, you both started to feel a bit...nauseous... You think it was nothing at first, but after eating another mouth full of BBQ brisket, the sickness ramped up and you both ran into the bathroom to puke your guts out! After this little embarrassing moment, you and your wife and kids would slip out of the place. You two would blame the BBQ going bad instead of admitting that you two made yourselves sick eating too much food! After lying about a BBQ restaurant in a social media post, you two would then go and pick up some pizza to help fill up the void caused by being Hangry over what Ross did last weekend at the Arena football game! Things would be going good until Thursday, May 7th, 2026, you would see on social media about how your sibling had to deal with those "Stupid Indian people at work again!" while at work. He claimed that they got on his nerves again and he snapped at work over it! He then say that everything is swept under the rug and he is still good to go at his job! However, that wasn't entirely true... The next day, on May 8th, 2026, your sibling would be crying all over social media! He stated that his supervisor heard about the incident between him and those Indian people and fired him over the racial slurs he spewed during his tirade at work yesterday! Such fucking bullshit! FIRST, HE SPENDS A WEEKEND WATCHING MOVIES LEFT AND RIGHT, AS WELL AS A STUPID ARENA FOOTBALL GAME, NOW HIS SIBLING IS GETTING FIRED OVER SOME STUPID SHIT!!! SERIOUSLY, IF ROSS DIDN'T SET FOOT IN THAT INTERNATIONAL MOVIE THEATER ALL THOSE YEARS AGO, YOUR SISTER WOULD STILL BE ALIVE, YOUR AUNT WOULD STILL BE ALIVE, YOUR UNCLES WOULD STILL BE ALIVE, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TWO LITTLE SHITS TO DEAL WITH, YOU AND YOUR WIFE WOULD BE LIVING TOGETHER HAPPILY UNDER ONE ROOF, AND YOUR BROTHER WOULD STILL BE WORKING! You and your family would spend the weekend blowing up Ross's phone and demanding that he help out his sibling and to quit going to the International Movie Theater to end all of this suffering! Over the weekend, you would see your brother posting videos about how he is temporarily living at a campsite right now to save up some money while cooking up food in a frying pan over a campfire! Seriously, if Ross didn't go back to the International Movie Theater, your brother would never have lost his job and he wouldn't be out here living in a tent! Or at the very least, Ross could help get him a room or gave him some money to rent out a better place to live at! On Monday, May 11th, 2026, to get over the tragedy that happened to your brother last weekend, you took your wife and kids to a fancy Italian restaurant to not only fill up your big guts, but to help get over the horrible things that has happened two weekends in a row! After you got home with your family after getting your big guts full of pasta, you would get a letter from Verizon! Turns out, it was an extremely big phone bill! Are you fucking kidding? YOUR BROTHER JUST LOST HIS JOB THANKS TO THOSE INDIAN MOTHER FUCKERS, AND NOW YOU HAVE TO FORK OVER HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS FOR A STUPID PHONE BILL?!? You would let out a deep sigh before going into your Savings account again and paying up the hefty bill... Days later, on Thursday, May 14th, 2026, you would get news that Ross is seeing yet, another horror movie! Are you fucking kidding? HE JUST WENT TO A BUNCH OF THEM A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO! WHY CAN'T HE JUST FUCKING STAY HOME FOR ONCE, DAMN! You would then begin to make plans to try to confront the bastard at the movies! On Friday, May 15th, 2026, you would get some bad news! Last night, one of your nieces was arrested after trying to run away from a traffic stop! Cops would grab her and slap handcuffs onto her in front of her terrified parents! Not only that, but also last night, your mother would be driving to Ross's house to try to confront Ross over him going to Arena Football games as well as his brother losing his job over some nonsense! During her drive, she would unknowingly run a red light and cause a wreck involving multiple people! When the cops approached her about it, she would have a hard time with recollecting the night's event. Instead of giving her medical treatment, they just slap cuffs onto her and chuck her into the back of a cop car! Not only that, but also last night, to get over his recent job loss, your sibling and his friends would be out bar-hopping! However, as they drove down the highway outside of town, they would get pulled over for speeding! Instead of complying with the officers, your sibling would immediately start giving the cop attitude! Upset with all of this, you decided that you no longer wanted to confront Ross and instead, decided to order up a bunch of pizza and smoke up a big fat joint before starting up your PS5 to play some Fortnite... |
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