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A series of stories involving my family's battle against Foreign movies. |
| It was Monday, July 13th, 2026, and you have just gotten out of jail! You have been in the jailhouse for about two weeks now, and it's all thanks to Ross and those no good foreigners! As you leave the jailhouse, you would go through your things and find out that... your expensive camera has been broken yet again! THOSE FUCKING PIGS BROKE YOUR CAMERA WHILE LOCKING YOU UP FOR BULLSHIT REASONS! You would let out a defeated sigh before making plans to take these bastards to court... On the way back home, you would get a reminder on your phone, telling you that it's one of your sister's birthday! You haven't seen her for quite a long time and manage to track her house and family down. After arriving at her house, instead of a warm welcome with open arms, your sister would give you an evil look, before giving you some heart breaking news... She is planning to file a restraining order against you!!! You would ask her why she would do such a thing, and it's because she has heard about all of the horrible things you have done last year, as well as recently! You try to convince her that you aren't some heartless racist, but she would not take any of it and begins to shove you out the door! As you storm out of the house, you are going to kick Ross's ass for this! He must of done SOMETHING to make her turn against you and the rest of the family! It's totally not because she is fed up with being with a family full of alcoholic racists or anything! The next day, on July 14th, 2026, you would be going to the grocery store to help your wife restock the fridge and pantries after all the food has gone bad from power outages caused by the storms! As you go by the produce isle, you would notice that a lot of produce has been taken off the shelf...primarily lettuce... You would ask the store clerk what was going on and the clerk would ask if you have seen the news recently. You say no and that was when you find out that some lettuce and other produce has been recalled due to some parasitic infestation! All of this because some border hoppers wanted to tamper with your food! Well that's just great, HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU COOK FOOD WITHOUT PRODUCE NOW?!? But then again, you thank God that you have places like McDonald's, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, KFC, Ihop, Waffle House, Burger King, and all of those Chinese take-outs as well! You would curse those border hoppers before you and your wife would head home with an SUV full of frozen food! A couple of days would go by and on July 16th, 2026, you would get the news that Ross is seeing yet, another dumb Indian film! Are you fucking kidding? LAST FUCKING TIME HE WENT, YOUR MOTHER GOT FIRED FROM HER JOB, YOUR NEPHEW NEARLY WENT HOMELESS, AND YOU AND YOUR WIFE WERE THROWN INTO THE SLAMMER OVER SOME STUPID SHIT!!! You would then start to make plans to confront the bastard at the International Movie Theater! A couple of days later, on July 18th, 2026, you would get some bad news! One of your nieces was recently staying at a hotel because the greedy electric company has shut off power to her house! When she was coming back this morning to get her stuff out of her room, she would notice that the door is locked! She would then realize that her items are being held hostage because the snobs running the hotel are accusing her of using stolen credit cards to make purchases and pay for the room! Upset with how these snobs are holding her things hostage, she would call the police to get her stolen things back! However, instead of helping her, the police would side with the hotel snobs and begin interrogating her, quickly firing off one question after another and grilling her like she just committed a major crime or something. Upset with the treatment from the police, she would pick up the phone and attempt to call a lawyer, only for the police to tackle her and arrest her for allegedly using stolen cards to pay for the room and other services! Are you fucking kidding officer? SHE WAS JUST TRYING TO PHONE CALL HER LAWYER, IT WAS NOT ILLEGAL, DAMN! Not only that, but last night, your mother's car would break down outside of a convenience store. The mean store clerk would tell your mother to keep the music down. Instead of being helpful to your mother, the bastard would storm back into the store and call the cops! Oh this would royally piss you off! You would be packing up your stuff and getting things ready to confront the bastard at the International Movie Theater, when you suddenly get a phone call from your wife's mother. You would ask what is wrong and find out that she is with the kids right now because your wife was just arrested outside of a Wal-Mart! Apparently, because she didn't have enough money on her, as well as a maxed out credit card thanks to the greedy utility companies, your wife was forced to steal some baby supplies and make a run for it! Unfortunately, she wouldn't get far out of the parking lot before police pull her over and start dragging her around like a bag of trash! (Warning: the following media contains actual children getting distraught. If this upsets you, DO NOT PLAY!) You would then let out another defeated sigh before leaving the house to pick up the kids and treat them to some McDonald's... |