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A Bad Trip to the Movies - Volume 2

by Rossthefox

Rated: XGC · Book · Dark · #2321970

A collection of stories about my family's trip to the movies going sour quite fast!

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#1120486 added August 2, 2026 at 11:01am
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A trip to the movies gone bad - An Odyssey

It was Monday, July 27th, 2026, and you have just woken up to some bad news! Apparently, one of your brothers just went by a Taco Bell and ate some of their food yesterday and has went to a hospital last night! Not only that, but another restaurant in your town has just been raided by ICE agents! This time, it was a small, Honduran restaurant that was in another town.

This would piss you off! ANOTHER RESTAURANT SHUT DOWN AND ANOTHER PLACE YOU CAN'T STUFF YOUR FAT FUCKING FACE AT! Seriously, these ICE agents need to focus on ACTUAL criminals, NOT SOME RANDOM RESTAURANTS!!!

Upset with the news, you would call up your sister and ask her to come over and cook up something that would SURELY help you feel better and relax your nerves...YOUR LATE FATHER'S POT ROAST RECIPE!

Your sister, looking exhausted, would bring in the crock pot filled to the brim with that delicious pot roast! You decided to take a sample of the pot roast and instead of being happy, you start to feel your blood started to boil again...You would angrily look at your sister and asks if she did anything different to the pot roast and sure enough, she confesses to...USING HEALTHY INGREDIENTS AS SUBSTITUTES FOR YOUR POT ROAST!!!
Furious that she would ruin yet, another pot roast, you would go on another rampage and wreck up the kitchen!

After running off your sister again, you would defrost some frozen pizza and eat some as your blood continues to boil!
The next day, on July 28th, 2026, you would wake up quite hungry and since you are still in a Mexican mood, decided to hit up a certain Mexican restaurant...
El Paso Mexican Restaurant Sign

However, just moments after you stepped foot into the restaurant, you would immediately get thrown right back out, because apparently, your whole family, but Ross of course, has been banned from the restaurant after numerous times you and your family were caught trying to "Dine and Dash" at the restaurant! You then decided something that you REALLY SHOULDN'T BE DOING...GOING TO TACO BELL AND EATING!!!
Sure, you have been hearing from all over the news and social media and whatnot that MAYBE you shouldn't be eating at Taco Bell because of an apparent outbreak of parasites inside of their food. However, with little options left, you decided to hit up a Taco Bell restaurant... and discovered that it was temporarily closed by the Health Department! Instead of taking a hint, you decided to make a video, bitching and whining about the temporary closure!

Pissed off with this, you would storm off and start to head home! On the way back home, you would manage to find a Taco food truck and order up some tacos to munch on when you finally got back home!
The next day, on July 29th, 2026, you would see a bunch of posts on Facebook from your family again! Apparently, they are royally upset right now because Ross is planning to go to fucking Biloxi, Mississippi and watch some stupid MMA fights!

Are you fucking kidding? YOUR FAMILY IS STILL STRUGGLING TO MAKE ENDS MEET, RESTAURANTS ARE GETTING RAIDED BY ICE AGENTS LEFT AND RIGHT, TACO BELL FOOD IS INFESTED WITH PARASITES, AND NOW HE IS TRAVELING TO ANOTHER STATE JUST FOR SOME STUPID FIGHTS?!? Oh this is such horseshit!
You would then start to make plans to follow the bastard on Saturday and confront him at the fancy ass casino and resort!

Days later, on Saturday, August 1st, 2026, you would be woken up by your wife! Apparently, she wants to go see the new "Odyssey" movie at the IMAX theater in Shreveport!

Are you fucking kidding? ROSS HAS SAID THAT THIS MOVIE DIDN'T LOOK SO HOT AND WASN'T PLANNING TO GO SEE IT! You start trying to beg your wife to let you go to Biloxi and confront Ross!
"Look honey, Ross is being a prick and is having a grand ol' time at a resort watching some stupid fights! Just let me drive over there and..."
"Well, my mother has bought us both tickets to see it at the IMAX theater and..."
"And I told you that I wanted to confront Ross in Biloxi! Not watch some dumb movie about the Greeks and..."
"AND I FUCKING TOLD YOU THAT SHIT CAN FUCKING WAIT! NOW GET DRESSED AND DRIVE ME TO SHREVEPORT TO WATCH THE MOVIE OR I WILL SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL CALL UP OUR DOCTOR AND TELL HIM HOW MUCH FOOD FROM MCDONALD'S YOU HAVE EATEN THIS WEEK!!!"

You would let out a defeated sigh before agreeing to take your wife to an IMAX theater and watching the dumb movie...

Holy Fuck, that movie was fucking laughable! Seriously, the money spent on this could of EASILY went to something else! As soon as you got home, you would start to defrost one frozen pizza after another and started chowing down on them to help get over this crappy night and relax your nerves...

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