Extreme Allergic Reaction

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Extreme Allergic Reaction
I have found, to my utter dismay, that I have a most terrible, and extreme allergic reaction to doing any and all chores that require bending over or squatting.

Stop Laughing! This is serious business! In fact, it is business of the utmost seriousness!

My allergic reaction causes severe (to the point of vomiting), acid reflux when bending over. It also cause a mild headache.

When squatting, well...I find that I often become stuck, well...squatting! That will not do at all.


However will I get the lower half of everything cleaned?

Maybe I could tie dusting cloths around my dog's, torso and she can shine up the bottoms of my bookcases and such. Nope! She is far too tall for that.

Maybe I could get away with attaching some mopping rags to her paws and she could at least help out with the floors. Most of its grime has generated from her back ~and ~ forth, anyway. She should assist with cleaning up her mess, shouldn't she? Dang it! That won't work, either. Her back legs have become all willy ~ nilly in her old age so it would be nothing more than a spectacular hit and miss. I would love to say that the effort is what counts, but sometimes you just need to be able to see what color your floor used to be. You know, way back when you first had it installed.

I guess this leaves me with finding someone who absolutely adores cleaning so much that they would be willing to do it, and do it well...simply for the joy with which it fills their precious little heart!

Because....there ain't gonna be no pay!
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