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A collection of stories about my family's trip to the movies going sour quite fast! |
| It was Monday, August 3rd, 2026, and you are still feeling a bit sour from the last movie trip. Hollywood had hyped this movie up so much and yet, when you went, it wasn't exactly all that great! It also doesn't help that Ross was out of town this weekend for some dumb MMA event! Instead of realizing your mistakes, you decided to take out your anger on other people and make a video trashing the International Movie Theater and going on a racial tirade against the people working there. However, shortly after uploading the video, you would get an e-mail saying that Youtube has removed it and you ended up with a strike on your channel.  Are you fucking kidding? WHY IS YOUTUBE DEFENDING THESE PEOPLE?!? DON'T THEY KNOW THAT FOR THE PAST 4 YEARS, THOSE PEOPLE HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT BECOME LIVING NIGHTMARES TO YOUR FAMILY! BECAUSE OF THEM, YOU HAD PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY FIRED FROM THEIR JOBS, PEOPLE WHO CAUGHT A HORRIBLE SICKNESS AND DIED, PETS WHO CAUGHT A SERIOUS ILLNESS AND DIED, ONE OF YOUR AUNTS HAVING TO BE EUTHANIZED DUE TO HER DECLINING HEALTH, AND YOU LOSING YOUR WIFE, KIDS AND HOME, MAKING YOU GET A BIG, FANCY HOME WITH A 3K MORTGAGE ON IT! The next day, on Tuesday August 4th, 2026, you would start up another Youtube channel and make a video, bitching about how it has been one year since you got kicked out of your home after smashing your wife's PS5... After uploading the video, you would heat up a Hungry Man dinner and devour it before going to bed and crying your eyeballs out! A couple of days would go by and on Thursday, August 6th, 2026, you would find out that Ross is once again leaving town this weekend to go to Lake Charles and watch another stupid MMA event! This is such bull crap! HE HAS PLENTY OF MONEY TO BURN ON THAT SHIT, BUT WON'T SPEND A SINGLE DIME TO HELP YOU AND YOUR STRUGGLING FAMILY OUT WITH ALL THE UTILITY BILLS GOING THROUGH THE ROOF AND THE COMPANIES CONSTANTLY SHUTTING SHIT OFF TO MAKE YOUR FAMILY PONY UP WHAT LITTLE MONEY THEY HAVE TO PAY THEIR EXTRAVAGANT BILLS!!! On Friday, August 7th, 2026, you would packing up your bags and your camera equipment until your wife comes over with the kids. You ask her what she is doing at your house and she tells you that your family wants to go see the new Spider-Man movie! Are you fucking kidding? ROSS IS ON HIS WAY TO ANOTHER TOWN FOR SOME STUPID MMA EVENT AND YOUR FAMILY WANTS TO GO SEE ANOTHER MOVIE?!? "Hey Honey listen, I don't have time for the movie! I need to leave town to confront Ross and..." "Yeah well, me, your kids, and the rest of the family wants to go see the new Spider-Man movie, so there isn't time to deal with Ross and... "But Honey, Ross is being a prick again and is leaving us to rot while he goes out and lives like a king in another town and..." "AND I FUCKING TOLD YOU THAT SHIT CAN WAIT! NOW GET DRESSED AND COME WITH US TO WATCH THE SPIDER-MAN MOVIE OR I WILL SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL CALL UP YOUR DOCTOR AND TELL HIM YOU WERE BREAKING YOUR DIET AGAIN!!!" You would then let out a defeated sigh before putting your things away and leaving with your wife and kids and other family members to go watch the movie... Holy Hell, that movie also sucked! Sure, you watched the last few and thought they were good, but this one didn't seem so hot! After coming home, you would once again heat up another Hungry Man dinner before filling up your big gut and going to sleep while in deep depression... |
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