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#844576 added March 20, 2015 at 12:13pm
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Gas Attack!
Funny Friday!

There is something in the air that is making everyone in the vicinity laugh uncontrollably. Write an anecdote, a story or a poem about it.


There is nothing funny about having an abscessed tooth. Nothing at all! the pain is excruciating and all they seem to want to do at the dentist's office is add to that pain. they make you chomp down on a wad of God-knows-what about a billion times to x-ray, when clearly they can see which tooth is the problem. Then , hey, let's poke around the sore tooth with this pointy object to make sure we got the right one! SCREAMS! Yup, that is it alright. WooHoo! Let's go in and pull that sucker out! 'Bout time I'd say! You're going to give me nitrous oxide, right? Sure we are...

The dental assistant applies the mask and turns the valve. Okay, this feels a bit better, but wait why is she laughing? In walks Dr. Gonnapullitout and he just glares at her and then begins to laugh, uncontrollably. Okay people, what's the joke? Just pull my damn tooth! I am not amused and the gas doesn't seem to be alliviating any of my suffering. Great hear he comes with a set of pliers, laughing hysterically! Oh no! Back way from me, I ain't under yet! In walks another dentist, who is also laughing now. I look around the office and what do my wondering eyes see? Well, the tank full of nitrous oxide is NOT hooked up to my mask, it is delivering gas to everyone but me! I am soooo out of here! Great! My tooth still hurts!

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