Infirmary Rhymes

Once I Saw a Puddy Tat

Once I saw a Puddy Tat
go bounce, bounce, bounce.
Chasing down Tweety Bird,
with a pounce, pounce, pounce.

I shrink away but can't resist
That cheeping terror tune.
Shredded organs in the grass,
and bloody feathers strewn.

author's note ▶︎

A dark parody of Once I Saw a Little Bird - by Walter Crane