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| Reprinted from Real Fake News | Friday, August 31, 2020 USPS to release Donald Trump American Commemorative Panel - by staff reporter A. Fred Knott Postmaster General Louis DeJoy proudly announced a new commemorative stamp issue today in honor of his favorite President. DeJoy noted that the honor is usually not given to a living person, but said this case is different since President Trump is already âdead from the neck upâ. The panel features two iconic images of the man who calls himself the âgreatest American President since Mosesâ. One image is the well-known âeffing moronâ pose in which Trump famously says âWho has two thumbs and effs up absolutely everything? This guy!â The other image is from the infamous âno compassionâ press conference where the President told reporters âThis is how much I care about Covid deaths, believe me!â The panel is scheduled to go on sale October 1st with 90% of the proceeds to go to the Presidentâs legal defense fund. When asked about the ethical implications of diverting the USPS funds for Trumpâs personal benefit, Atty. General William Barr responded âWe do that all the time, get over it!â |