Taking the PPC4 - 52 Weeks of Poetry

Prompt 14 (30th October 2023)

"I love you Pumpkin."
"I love you Honey Bunny."

Though I'm kind of bummed that you're always going quack quack quack
It is pretty cool of us, to rob a coffee shack
Pull our guns out of hiding and wave them all around
Scream at the customers, then yell "Get down on the ground."
Me, I'm on crowd control as you take round the sack
gathering purses and fat wallets from folks who came to snack
If anyone's a trouble-maker then I'll execute them quick
pull my trigger, make a bang, there won't be no click
What's that in the suitcase and shit he's got a gun
don't you shoot my Pumpkin, he's my only one
"Everyone be cool" he says, me I'm going to puke
this robbery's gone badly wrong, we've earned a strong rebuke
"maybe I'm the shepherd", what the hell is this guy on?
Just let my Pumpkin go you fiend, and then we will be gone.