Curiouser and Curiouser

C-1: The Housemaid

In a strange turn of events, your pet has mistaken you for the help. Describe a typical day when it's in charge. Short story (<1000 words) or poem (<40 lines).

She's MINE!

she's My nose warmer
five minutes before her alarm
because I'm hungry, NOW!

she cuddles up at night with
me in My bed.

She turns on My
warm keyboard bed exactly when
I want to curl up on it
and take My nap.

She sits with My
yarn in the evening
when I'm ready to chase it into
tangles on the floor.

And when she is distracted,
and needs to pick-me-up
I climb My curtains,
and she's ready to play, again.

I know trained her well, but
you can't have her,
creeping into our lives with
taking her away at night and
eating at My table.

She's MINE!

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